...is an ultrasuperextreme secret paramilitary organization which has obtained some of the most fabulous air and space craft ever conceived and painted them as crayons.
With these they fight a relentless battle against one of the most insidious menaces to mankind ever imagined.
That is: THE DRABS!
(These strange entities are thought to skulk and lurk in all corners of society, taking every opportunity to give anyone they can a case of the BLAHS.)
With its heroic staff that includeds Commander Roy G. Biv, General Jimmy Bluelittle, and Mr. Howard Hues, Caption Crayon's Secret Squadron patrols the skies ever mindful of their two fold mission: to blast the "Drabs" wherever they see them, and to inject a bolt of joyous color into the lives of those who have been overtaken by the "Blahs".
Photographs of Caption Crayon's Secret Squadron aircraft are highly classified, but by special arrangement with Captain Crayon's Air Squadron and the U.S.Department of Defense, Mr. Daniel G. Weeks was permitted to view certain Caption Crayon's Secret Squadron photos, with the stipulation that he could only render his recollected impressions in crayon.
Given Mr. Weeks' evident gifts of photographic memory and skill with crayons, it appears "we" got rather more than "they" bargained for.
So, if you're feeling down in the dumps, it may be that you need more full-spectrum light in you environment, or it could be that you just need a shot of B-vitamins, OR it could be that you are under the sinister influence of the Drabs.
Now the Squadron can't be everywhere all the time, but just the image of their aircraft are thought by some psychologists to actually have therapeutic value. So we have posted some pictures of these craft, along with some Squadron lore, so that you can fly your on sorties against the Drabs whenever you have a spare moment and an internet connection.
