Enterprise! Enterprise!
There is actually a measure of truth in some of the rather fantastic accounts of secret bases on the far side of the moon, such as those made by John Lear and other controversial characters.
In point of fact there is a secret base on the far side of the moon. It's just not operated by humans. It's operated by a group of mysterious entities known as "The Drabs".
At least that's what intelligence analysts at Captain Crayon's Air Squadron call them. They are so secretive, no one seems to know what they call themselves, or even if they have a name, or even if they have a language.
What is known is that they skulk and lurk in every corner of society, breathing foul conspiracy to give anyone they can the worst possible case of "The Blahs".
So if you are feeling down in the dumps, it could be that you need more B vitamins, or more full-spectrum light in your life.
Or it could be that you are an unwitting victim of "The Drabs".
When Captain Crayon's Air Squadron discovered their lunar base, they immediately enlisted the aid of Master Spacecraft Designer, Eugreen Rhodonberry. In short order, he came up with a concept for a proactive Anti-Drab Space Defense System based on the NASA space shuttle and the Science Fiction Star- ship "Enterprise". The objective of this system is twofold. First it is to prevent "The Drabs" from securing a preemptive strategic foothold on lunar soil. Second, it is to prevent them from spreading their dreaded "Blahs" throughout the solar system.
Shown here are two craft from the ADSDS, each named "Enterprise" after an appropriate antecedent.
